Church Bulletin bloopers to make you laugh!

Just thought i would share a few funnies with you all for a change! Hope you enjoy the typo-bloopers!

*Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.*

*The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.*
 
*The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."*
 
*Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.*
 
*The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.*
 
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.*
 
*Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help*
 
*Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass ! this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.*

*For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs *
*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons *

Hope this gave you a smile to share and lift to your heart. Know that you are SO loved!